House dressed as a house painting a house on a house
This is one of those things that just appear and nobody questions it.
Today I realized I have more plans for the zombie apocalypse than my real future… And I don’t care.
I'm gonna smear my lotion allllllllllllllll over yo neps, mmm
Not sire if scared or turned on.
It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.
I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.
I am so, so proud of you.
When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you.