Can’t sleep at 4 in the morning? Why not do has I and sculpt a Sloth in a CatDog T-shirt… Cause it was a cool idea at the time…

Can’t sleep at 4 in the morning? Why not do has I and sculpt a Sloth in a CatDog T-shirt… Cause it was a cool idea at the time…

marigoldtrigger:

thisis-my-note:

cassi-fries:

the houses i lived in as a child.

you’re fucking forgetting one

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you guys had a sucky childhood

(Source: cold-and-long-nights)

okaymad:

when my friends meet up without meimage

This is utterly saddening…

wholewheat3:

When I was 6 my brother told me that old people sag because they’re being pulled to hell and I cried

(Source: abilliondollarsonaelevator)

kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house


This is one of those things that just appear and nobody questions it.

kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

This is one of those things that just appear and nobody questions it.

Today I realized I have more plans for the zombie apocalypse than my real future… And I don’t care.

(Source: orangeis)

tatbrochu:

scrolling through my dash like

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Anonymous asked:

I'm gonna smear my lotion allllllllllllllll over yo neps, mmm

Not sire if scared or turned on.

charlieismyqueen:

esotericbeefarmer:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.

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Yes.

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Hell yes.

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Hell.

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Fucking.

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Yes.

I am so, so proud of you.

When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you.